This week I practiced some mad infant massage skillz to get the kid to sleep.

Alex did a lot of bathing this week. We’d had some issues getting him comfortable in the tub, but when dad headed back to work mom was left handling bathing chores on her own and she’s totally an expert at it now. Here’s Alex, thinking “What? Haven’t you ever seen a kid in a bath before?”

See what I mean? Just look how relaxed Alex is in this shot. Michelle is a total pro bather!

Because Alex had a lot of baths, he spent a lot of time in bath-themed loungewear. Michelle loves putting Alex in one of his extensive collection of bathrobes once he’s out of the tub. Here he is in his dog-themed bathrobe.

Alex is smiling more and more often! He smiles most often in the morning, when Dad’s already gone to work. I hope the two events aren’t related. Here he is with bed head and his pooch bib.

When I got home the other day Michelle had Alex dressed in this striped romper and hoodie combo that was the cutest thing ever. She got some good shots of him being jovial in the outfit…

…but that doesn’t change the fact that he told you not to come around here anymore, ever. He’s going to have to regulate.

Michelle has Alex bunking with this … I don’t know what the hell it is, actually. It’s my doll, I guess, from when I was a yout, but I don’t know if he’s a pale person, or an egg, or a peanut, or … ? Anyway, Alex has been sharing his pillow with this guy for the last few days, and here he is telling Humpty Dumpty all his secrets.

Mom, help a brutha out–what is this thing?

Whatever it is, he and Alex are thick as thieves.

I love coming home from work to Michelle and Alex.

You know that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Bellocq holds the idol he just stole from Indiana Jones over his head as an icon of authority, before he commands the Hutus to perforate Harrison Ford with their evil blowdarts?

I’m totally about to do that move with Alex here. Too bad the old camera ran out of batteries.

This week we have Alex’s first vaccinations. None of us are looking forward to that… otherwise, everything’s going very well.